What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 03:28

From Russia With Love
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Goldfinger
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Live and Let Die
What life lesson did you learn the hard way?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-J W Pepper
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-”Ah so!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-All the bad guys are black.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Dr No
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Man with the Golden Gun
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Octopussy
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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